"I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today" – Funny Eco-Friendly Dog Lover T-Shirt for Introverts & Pet Parents

🐾 Say it loud — without saying a word.

This ultra-soft, eco-conscious T-shirt is made for dog people who’ve had enough small talk. Whether you're walking your pup or ignoring group texts, this tee speaks your truth.

✔ 100% Dog Parent Approved
✔ Comfy unisex fit
✔ Printed & shipped from the USA 🇺🇸
✔ Eco-friendly cotton blend ♻️
✔ Free U.S. shipping
✔ 30-day money-back guarantee

Perfect gift for dog moms, introverts, and everyone who loves their pet more than people.